Analysts are singing "RIMM'S tune today..... not itune".
They are "lovi'n it".....
Goldman is out of the gate with $260 target for RIMM....
"who let the JOBS OUT"
Steve Jobs is "crying in the rain"
"AAPL marketing machine DERAILED"
JOBS calling an "emergency meeting to deal with RIMM PHOBIA"
Paris Hilton declares "RIMM day & NIGHT in Beverly HILLS"....
RIMM is saying to JOBS "dont CRY for me....your new barbie phone battery is DEAD already"
Cramer was found "passed out in his car with 4 bottles of BLUE label"....
RIMM SHORTS looking for sub-prime LOANS for 10AM margin calls.....
JP Morgan analyst.....pondering his "next career"
Najarian is in a state of SHOCK...walking in SLEEP...looking MORE DAZED..if that is possible ....
Eric Boling is with his "THERAPIST...discussing how many times ....he can make a FOOL of himself on TV......therapist answer.....as long as you have Najarian.....people will focus on him not YOU.......Boy ...was he relieved......he gave his THERAPIST a true religion JEANS......
PS .....I had an IMAGINARY DREAM about all of the ABOVE......
I guess RIMM will have a "great DAY"........
Only 9.90 million shares SHORT as of 10th MAY...... before DONT BUY ( code word for GO SHORT) because it WILL GO DOWN after ER..... recommendations by Cramer,fast Money & JP Morgan+++++
Who says you cant have FUN once in a lifetime $$$$$
Good luck on your LUCKY PICKS !!!
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Next UPDATE @ 11AM
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